Title Mentioned Used Lyrics Day/Time
Pussy Cat Lounge Cody Rhodes
Triple H
Shawn Michaels
Evan Bourne
Sheamus
Katy
Evan Bourne
Security Guard
None Wednesday/11:55 PM


..:: Scene One || Pussy Cat Lounge || 11:55 PM ::..

Of course I wanted to go home after my victory on Raw and I wanted to see poppy and visit the rest of my family but time did not allow fer me to return home. Instead, after Raw and after victory only to be tainted by that little rebel Evan Bourne, I took the first flight out to Phoniex. I was lonely in my hotel room, having watched the local station for the last couple of hours trying to figure out something to do with the evening. I had a bandage on my head from where Evan split me open, I also had a raging headache again but I wasn't gonna let that stop me from having a good time tonight. I saw an ad for the Pussy Cat Lounge located in the lovely Phoniex area and thought what the hell? May as well go there and get drunk and act like a total and complete arse.

I arrived at the Lounge and made my way to the bar and took a seat on a lonely stool on the edge of the bar. I reached inside my jean pocket and pulled out smashed package of Salem Lights, stuck one in me mouth and lit it up. I savoured the flavor for a few minutes before the bartender finally made his way over to me.

bar tender
"What can I get for you?"

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Ahh there's a good lad. I'll have a pint of yer finest beer."

bar tender
"Pint? Buddy do you want a small or large?"

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Oh right. I forgot. I'll have a large of yer finest beer."

He nodded his head and walked away from me to fetch me drink. I took a few more draws from me cigarette and tried to relax and rest me head. The beating and pounding of the system didn't help much but I was determined to have a good time tonight.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Ya know I like to think of meself and someone who puts the past behind them and lets the future take over. I like to think of meself as someone who doesn't dwell on the past but instead looks forward to what is to come. Chris, ya not like that are ya? Nah, ya not. Ya see ya like to dwell on the past and bitch and complain when things don't quite go ya way. Ya, I've got ya all figured out. I see right through ya Chris. Ya got ya head so far up ya arse ya don't even know what's gonna on. Ya are so preoccupied with DX ya don't even know ya have signed a contract with The Irish Curse. I'll be happy to remind ya on Monday ya hockey player wanna be. I guess ya didn't catch Monday Night Raw last Monday so let me be the first to remind ya what exactly happened to Evan Bourne. I crushed him like the little maggot he is. Ya won't be any different Chris. I will crush ya and send ya packing ya bags back to Canada wishin' ya never stepped foot back in the ring. It's oh so sad ya first match here in Dubya Dubya E is gonna be ya last. "

The bar tender returned with my drink. He placed a white napkin on the bar and then placed the large beer in front of me. I grinned at him but he didn't return my response. He simply walked away. I shrugged my shoulders and took a few much needed drinks of my beer.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Ya can learn a lot from Evan Bourne, Chris. Ya can learn what happens to people who try to be cute and stick their nose in me business. I know ya pride yaself on having so many holds and winning so many championships but none of that is gonna matter come Monday. Ya not a champion in the Dubya Dubya E yet and ya never gonna be. When I'm done with ya ya will be booking therapy sessions not matches for championships."

I took a few more puffs of my cigarette before I stamped it out in the small clear cigarette dish.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Now I know about ya little revenge ya are tryin' to seek against DX and I commend ya for it. If anyone hates Shawn Michaels and Triple H as much as ya, it's me. So I wish ya luck in ya little quest Chris. I'm sure ya will make a lastin' impression on Shawn and Trips. But ya see Monday Night it's not about DX. It's about ya and me. I know ya are gonna have ya little bitch boy Cody Rhodes at ya side when Monday rolls around and I'm looking forward to it. I hope he sticks his Georgia nose in my business so I can smash it fer him. The reason ya and Cody get along so well is ya both are livin' in ya father's shadow. Ya want to be like ya dad Cody but ya never will gain that sort of honor and prestige. Chris ya started out playing hockey but found out he couldn't make the grade so he had to make a career switch. Ya both make me wanna puke. My dad is a great man but I've outshined my father a thousand times over. Something ya and ya little play boy will never be able to do."

I took a few more drinks of the icy cold beer in front of me and relaxed a little more. My headache had started to abate and I was starting to feel good again. I began to speak again but suddenly I felt someone grab my arm and pull ever so gently. I looked over at the person pulling on me arm to find a small, rather beautiful young blonde with bright shinnin' blue eyes. She was drunk and probably high on something as well. Anyone could tell that.

katy
"I've been watching you all night."

I grinned at her and shook my head. American women, they were always so easy.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Why would ya do a thing like that?"

katy
"Where are you from? I love the accent!"

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"I'm from Dublin. Ya know, in Ireland."

katy
"I've always wanted to visit Ireland!"

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Ya, it's a great place. So what are you doin' here?"

She let got of my arm and playfully put her hand through her hair. She was pretty messed up, as I could plainly tell.

katy
"Oh just having a few drinks with my friends. We're getting ready to go to the back room. Say you'll come with me. I'm Katy by the way."

Back room? Oh ya, I had her.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"My name is Sheamus and ya, I'll come to the back room with ya. Where's it at?"

katy
"Come on, I'll show you."

She took me by the hand and pulled me off the bar stool. I grabbed my beer and allowed her to lead me to the back room, whereever the hell that may be.


..:: Scene Two | Pussy Cat Back Room | 1:08 AM ::..

Well here I was in the back room of the Pussy Cat Lounge. Just as I figured I would end up tonight. I had my arm around Katy who was continually drinkin' although she was already two sheets in the wind. We were relaxing on the sofa, a small round table placed in front of us. I had just finished my third cigarette and was thinkin' about poppin' another one in my mouth.

katy
"So why are you wearing a bandage again?"

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Some little punk thought he was gonna be cute and take me out after Raw last week. It's alright though because I will have the last word when all is said and done."

katy
"It must be so interesting being a professional wrestler. Now who is your opponent again?"

Christ, she couldnta remember anything.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"He's name is chris Jericho. He's a spoiled rich kid from Canada. His dad was a lengendary hockey player but Chris couldn't live up to the hype and had to drop out. What a loser. He wants everyone to take him seriously but no one does. He's the IC champ right now and I don't know how he got it. Well, ya I do actually. He was suckin' on the Staff's overly erected penis. I sure hope he doesn't get lock jaw doin' crap like that."

katy
"Eww, that's gross. Well I'm sure you will win. You're so big and all."

If she only knew . . .

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Ya well. The problem is Chris. has a little friend with him this week. Cody Rhodes. Now Rhodes is okay I suppose. He's another spoiled rich kid so I would just assume he and Chris would gravitate to one another like magnets. I'm sure he is gonna try some way to exert his power in this match but I'm prepared for it. I can take them both on at the same time if I have to. They are on a quest to destory DX and I wish them luck at it because God knows they are gonna need it."

katy
"Oh enough about work. I didn't come here to talk about work. God I want another drink."

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Don't ya think ya had enough for the night?"

katy
"No Dad, I don't think I have."

I knew she had had enough for the night but if she wanted to keep drinkin' I was all for it. I had no problem with gettin' lucky tonight and as things were lookin' I was setting meself up for just that.

I took another drink of my beer and peered up to see him, oh God not him, Evan Bourne standing there with his arms crossed. He smiled at me cockily and gave me a peace sign. I rolled my eyes wondering what in the world I was gonna do to get rid of this little nuisance. It seemed no matter where I went he turned up somewhere. I downed the rest of my beer and stood up.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"I'll be right back lass."

katy
"Ohhhh, where are you going?"

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Right over here. I have to talk to someone for a second."

I walked around the small round table to where Evan was standing. I stood in front of him, my eyes peering evilly down at the smaller man.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Why the hell are ya here?"

'air bourne' evan bourne
"I thought I would come check on you fella. See how you were doing after that massive beat down I put on you Monday at Raw. I see you haven't quite healed up yet."

He motioned toward my bandage.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Ya, ya think ya real slick don't ya? Well ya gonna pay for what ya did to me on Monday. I beat ya pathetic arse in the ring for the one, two, three and ya just couldnta stomach that could ya? Ya had to come out and ruin my moment. Don't think this is over by a long shot because it's not."

'air bourne' evan bourne
"Hey, those are my feelings exactly. I'm waiting for our rematch."

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Ya be lucky if ya get a rematch with me. There's no redeeming yaself after the beatin' I put down on ya on Monday. Everyone saw ya for what ya really are and that's a no class loser who is never gonna be anything in this business."

Evan laughed.

'air bourne' evan bourne
"That's real cute Sheamus. By the way, how's your girlfriend doing with that new dude anyway?"

I had had enough of him. I gritted my teeth and drew in a deep breath. For some reason he always knew had to get under my skin. He knew the subject of Tab was a fresh wound and he just had to put salt in it. I shoved him, which he on turn, shoved me back. I got up in his face and he in mine. He wasn't backing down and nor was I.

Suddenly I felt two hands grab me on the shoulders and pull me back.

security guard
"Alright guys. If your going to fight you have to do it on your own time and at your own place."

I shook my head.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"It's alright fella. I was just gettin' ready to leave."

I walked slowly back to the table to a very drunk Katy. I grabbed my cigarettes from the table and looked down at her.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Ya comin' home with me tonight?"

She smiled seductively.

katy
"You read my mind."

I took her by the hand and lead her from around the table until she was face to face with me. I started to lead her outta the bar but first I stopped and looked at Evan one last time.

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"It's not over between us Evan."

'air bourne' evan bourne
"I'll be waiting for that rematch."

I walked out of the back room, leading Katy as I did.

katy
"Who was that?"

'the celtic warrior' sheamus
"Someone I hate. But let's not worry about that right now. Let's worry about gettin' a cab and gettin' back to the hotel."

She wrapped her arms around my much larger arm and leaned on me as we exited the bar into the Phoniex night. I lead her to the street corner where I waited for a cab to come around. I put up my hand to wave him down. He stopped and I gently put Katy in the cab before I got in meself. She flung her body onto mine, which was fine by me. He put my arm around her, kissing her forehead as we drove away to my hotel room.

To Be Continued . . .